EXTREMELY ALIVE Happy & Horny 375ml

Rediscover your spark and nurture your inner fire with Extremely Alive Happy & Horny, a potent probiotic wellness tonic designed to support your mood, everyday vitality, and sensual well-being. This unique 375ml concentrate features a vibrant, living kombucha vinegar base that is hand-brewed in Australia using pure Daylesford spring water.

Infused with a synergistic, time-honoured blend of traditional botanicals—including Damiana and Horny Goat Weed—this artisan tonic boasts an intricate, beautifully spiced flavour profile. It is a completely sugar-free and alcohol-free formula, offering a clean, refreshing, and deeply restorative way to support both your gut health and emotional vitality.

• Handcrafted in Australia: Small-batch brewed using premium botanical ingredients and pure Daylesford spring water.
• Living Probiotic Tonic: Formulated with a living, unpasteurised kombucha vinegar base to help seed the gut microbiome with beneficial organic acids and enzymes.
• Vitality & Mood Botanicals: Contains a curated selection of herbs, such as Damiana and Horny Goat Weed, traditionally utilised in herbal practices to support healthy energy levels, libido, and a positive mood.
• Sugar & Alcohol-Free: The extensive fermentation process fully consumes the sugars, leaving behind a clean, tart, and health-focused wellness tonic.
• Incredibly Versatile: Features a delicious, complex taste profile accented with ginger, cinnamon, and floral notes, making it an exceptional replacement for conventional alcoholic bitters.

Directions for Use:

• Daily Wellness Shot: Sip a 20ml shot neat first thing in the morning or before meals to stimulate digestion and vitalise your day.
• Sparkling Elixir: Dilute a 20ml serve in a glass of chilled sparkling water or soda water. Garnish with a slice of fresh ginger or lime for a crisp, refreshing mocktail.
• Culinary Twist: Incorporate a splash into raw salad dressings, marinades, or artisanal sauces to add a tangy, probiotic-rich depth of flavour.

Ingredients: Living Kombucha Vinegar (fermented from Pure Daylesford spring water, sugar*, green tea, kombucha culture), Damiana, Horny Goat Weed, Sarsaparilla, Ginger, Cinnamon, Rose Petals, Hibiscus, and Liquorice Root. *The sugar is entirely consumed by the living culture during the long-term fermentation process, resulting in a sugar-free final product.

Allergens: Naturally gluten-free, dairy-free, and vegan-friendly. Free from artificial colours, flavours, and chemical preservatives.

Warnings & Cautions:

• Always read the label and follow the directions for use.
• Wholefood and probiotic tonics should not replace a balanced, varied diet and an active lifestyle.
• Note on Appearance: Because this is a raw, living product, you may notice a harmless kombucha culture or mother forming in the bottle over time. This is a natural sign of a healthy, active ferment.
• Medical Guidance: Consult your healthcare professional before use if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking prescription medications, or managing a hormone-sensitive condition.
• Storage: Store in a cool, dark pantry away from direct sunlight. Refrigeration is not strictly required but is recommended after opening to maintain the optimal flavour profile.